This page documents the entire booking system. It is short because the system is short. No app to install. No account to create. No form, no callback, no hold music. One WhatsApp thread for every booking, at any hour of the year. You supply four data points; the reply supplies everything else.
01 · The manifest
Your opening message needs four items. Order irrelevant. Phrasing irrelevant.
Location. District plus venue type is enough to start the clock, “hotel near Leidseplein”, “flat in the Jordaan”, “short-let by the Albert Cuyp”. Exact address and room number can wait until confirmation.
Time. A clock time, or the phrase “as soon as possible”. Both are processed the same way. Neither is treated as unusual.
Duration. One hour, ninety minutes, two hours, longer. Undecided is fine, state the state of your evening and the reply will recommend a length, not upsell one.
Therapist. A name from the forty-five profiles, a requirement (“strong pressure”, “speaks French”), or the two words “you choose”. All three route correctly.
A complete example: “Hotel off Rembrandtplein, 23:00, 90 minutes, you choose.” Eleven words. Nothing else required.
02 · The reply window
No fixed reply time is promised, at any hour. The reply is a human being, not an autoresponder, and it contains three things, availability confirmed, a proposed therapist with her profile if you named none, and the agreed arrival time. If the therapist you asked for is not available, you are told so in plain words and offered alternatives. Nobody is substituted without your yes. Your confirming reply closes the loop. The booking now exists.
Immediately after: send the exact address or hotel name, the room number, and any access intel, key-card lift, night-locked entrance, an unmarked doorbell in a column of six. Access intel is what converts a good arrival into a seamless one.
03 · The gap
Between confirmation and knock: forty to sixty minutes anywhere central, no travel charge inside the ring. Your checklist for that gap has five items and takes five minutes. Warm the room a degree or two. Shower. Kill the overhead lights. Hang the do-not-disturb card if a hotel gave you one. Keep your phone audible until she has arrived, the single failure mode this system has ever produced is a client asleep on silent at the arrival minute. She brings the rest: linens, warmed oils, everything the booked format requires.
04 · The door
She texts when close. One quiet knock. Street clothes, one bag, nothing that reads as anything to anyone. What is left to pay after any deposit is settled in the first minutes, before the work: cash in whatever major currency you carry, card, or crypto, the amount is the figure from the thread, to the euro, with nothing bolted on at the door. Then the session starts and the logistics portion of your evening is formally over.
Booking ahead of time
The same thread handles forward planning without changing gear. Message at noon for tonight, on Monday for Saturday, or from a departure gate abroad for your landing night. Advance notice opens up more of the roster than the names free that evening, and it brings one condition with it: anything placed more than 24 hours out is confirmed by half the fee, requested in the thread once the booking is accepted, and what is kept if you cancel follows the notice you give. The proven arrival-day move: message from the airport, let the booking and your taxi run in parallel, and the knock follows your check-in by minutes.
Amendments
Address details and extensions stay editable by message. The date is governed by one rule: a single move per booking, requested more than 24 hours before the start, to a date within 14 days, deposit carried across; anything later, or a second move, is processed as a cancellation under the cancellation policy. Mid-session extension, ask her directly; schedule permitting, it happens at the standard rate. The system asks one thing back: stay reachable around the arrival window.
The rate card
Published, fixed, and deliberately boring: two hours cost twice the first, three cost three times it, and the eight-hour overnight is one block that undercuts eight single hours. Four hands on one client runs at double the hour, as does a couple sharing one therapist; a couple with a therapist each runs at four times it. Beyond three hours, each additional hour prices at the same hourly figure. Every therapist profile carries the full table. Because the numbers are public, the thread never negotiates; it only schedules.
Why one channel
WhatsApp is the only booking channel because it wins on every operational axis. Faster than a phone call and quieter than one. A written record of exactly what was agreed, held on your device, controlled by you. Identical function from any country your SIM roams through. And a thread keeps the whole booking in one place at 04:00, which no web form with a “we'll be in touch” has ever done. The booking page holds the link; the four lines are yours to send.