Outcall massage therapists: the 45 who travel to you

Every profile above is a name you can put in a message. That is what the page is for. Name one, and the answer carries two things: whether she is working tonight, and how far she is from your door.

Both halves matter. The first is her own schedule. The second is a traffic question. A therapist on the far side of a bridge at eleven on a Friday is a different arrival from the same therapist at eight on a Tuesday, and you will be told which one you are getting.

Outcall massage therapists in Amsterdam, by the numbers

• 45 therapists on the roster, every one working outcall, none from premises.
• 21 or over, every name on the roster.
• 18 languages between them, English shared by every name and French the most common after it.
• 4 home districts: Amsterdam Centrum with 13, the Jordaan with 11, Oud-Zuid with 11 and De Pijp with 10.
• 45 of 45 speak English.

Who is on at four in the morning

The roster does not all work at once. Each therapist chooses her own hours: some prefer nights, some keep daytime hours, most sit somewhere between. A four o’clock request meets a shorter list than a mid-afternoon one, though rarely an empty one.

So ask for the hour first and the name second. If she is free then, that is the booking. If she is not, you are given the names of those who are, rather than a wait until she is.

The arrival window is a map fact

There is no studio for anyone to set out from. The therapists live across the city, so for most addresses someone free is not far away, which is why 40 to 60 minutes inside the ring is the usual figure. It is the usual figure at 3am as well, at the same rate, with nothing added for the hour or the day.

Choosing by language

English is shared by the whole roster, so language only matters when you want the booking held in something else. French is next, spoken by seven therapists. Russian and Spanish follow with six speakers each, and Ukrainian with four. Dutch, Italian, Portuguese and Romanian have three speakers each, and Greek has two. German, Czech, Polish, Hungarian, Croatian, Serbian, Latvian and Lithuanian are each covered by a single name. Put the language in your first message and it is weighed before distance.

Reading a profile for timing

Each profile lists the same fields in the same order: first name, age, home district, languages and the techniques she works in on this site. For a booking tonight, home district is the field that matters most. A therapist based in De Pijp reaches an address south of the canal ring sooner than one setting out from the Jordaan, and one based in Amsterdam Centrum is closest to the hotels around the old centre. None of that affects the price; it only decides where in the window she lands.

Asking without a name

Having no name in mind is a perfectly good place to start. Give the hour, the district, a technique and a language if one matters, and the reply offers a single therapist who fits all four, with her profile linked so you can look before you say yes. If she is not the right fit, say so and a second name follows.

Two therapists at one address

For four hands, name two therapists, or name one and ask for a second who is free at the same hour. The two arrive inside one window. Two particular names on one particular night is the request that needs the most notice of any on this page, so send it earlier in the day.

Returning to a name

The grid reshuffles on every visit, so a therapist you saw last week may not sit where you left her. Her profile address stays put: the therapists page followed by her first name. Booking her again takes the same four lines as the first time, with her name in place of a technique.

The photographs

The pictures on each profile show the woman whose name is above them, taken with her agreement, and when someone leaves the roster her profile and pictures are taken down.

Forty-five faces on one grid can stall a decision. A shortcut: choose on language and on hour, then send the name.